Lou Bega must really mambo around, some of these women would be hard to track down. wolfr.am/1nAhHyu

Lou Bega must really mambo around, some of these women would be hard to track down. wolfr.am/1nAhHyu

Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL? wolfr.am/1zXXH1s

Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL? wolfr.am/1zXXH1s

No worries for Edward Cullen today. Where’s a solar flare when you need one? wolfr.am/1tXQZYQ

No worries for Edward Cullen today. Where’s a solar flare when you need one? wolfr.am/1tXQZYQ

Out of all the fish in the sea, it was love at first bubble. wolfr.am/1pB8MRF

Out of all the fish in the sea, it was love at first bubble. wolfr.am/1pB8MRF

Mondays are hard. Psyduck feels your pain. http://bit.ly/1o7Fhrg

Mondays are hard. Psyduck feels your pain. http://bit.ly/1o7Fhrg

Got a crazy weekend planned? Morse code is a handy alternative to texting if you get into any sticky situations. bit.ly/1nbSees

Got a crazy weekend planned? Morse code is a handy alternative to texting if you get into any sticky situations. bit.ly/1nbSees

Next time your friends want to paint the town red, tell them to bring a bigger brush. wolfr.am/1koZ2Lh

Next time your friends want to paint the town red, tell them to bring a bigger brush. wolfr.am/1koZ2Lh

If Yeats and Keats had rhymes and beats, then Mercury has poetry! wolfr.am/1zwhdSt

If Yeats and Keats had rhymes and beats, then Mercury has poetry! wolfr.am/1zwhdSt

Usain Bolt takes on the majestic hippo in a foot race and loses by a ton. wolfr.am/1pBVYHG

Usain Bolt takes on the majestic hippo in a foot race and loses by a ton. wolfr.am/1pBVYHG

Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos? http://wolfr.am/1kjq1rK 

Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos?