Mondays are hard. Psyduck feels your pain. http://bit.ly/1o7Fhrg
Got a crazy weekend planned? Morse code is a handy alternative to texting if you get into any sticky situations. bit.ly/1nbSees
Next time your friends want to paint the town red, tell them to bring a bigger brush. wolfr.am/1koZ2Lh
If Yeats and Keats had rhymes and beats, then Mercury has poetry! wolfr.am/1zwhdSt
Usain Bolt takes on the majestic hippo in a foot race and loses by a ton. wolfr.am/1pBVYHG
Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos? http://wolfr.am/1kjq1rK
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